A Glock, A Clog, A Haggis, & A Kraut
Meet The Gabber Elders!
What started as a Mixmarathon partnership has become so much more! An internartional DJ crew.
Over the course of the year, these four DJs became very involved in each other’s projects, putting out DJ sets together (besides the Mixmarathons), putting out tracks on each other’s labels. That’s when it occurred to GabberGirl that they were unofficially a DJ crew– why not make it official? The four DJs brainstormed and decided upon the crew name of The Gabber Elders– they do have over 120 years of combined experience on the decks! Plus they didn’t want to take themselves too seriously– hardcore may sound serious, but the people that play it just want to have fun.
Written by Charm Dreier.
Introducing the DJs of The Gabber Elders:
Low Entropy (Hamburg, Germany. Age: 147 Years old)
Retired surf-punk from the northern shores of Germany. Was bitten by a zombie in 1981 and has recently turned into a gampire (a gabber-vampire).
GabberGirl (Minnesota, USA. Age: 83 Years old)
Runs a successful business industry for movable trailer parks. The trailers are installed on astroturf-on-wheels, so the entire park can drive around the country with 0.5 miles per hour.
N.I.K.A.J. (The Netherlands) Age 158 Years
Was already a Gabber when you were not. In his old age, he started a successful business for steel-reinforced wooden clogs. For heavy duty work in the dutch cheese factories.
DJ Asylum (Bathgate, Scotland, Age 126)
In his young age, he attended the wedding ceremony of Queen Victoria and her husband.
He now runs an archeology business where they excavate petrified kilts and haggis remains in the Scottish highlands.
And the Gabber Elder’s guest DJ for the upcoming Mixmarathon:
Bohemian (Denmark, 121 years old)
DJ Bohemian’s artist career started when he became the royal painter to the King of Denmark, at the time the King of Denmark ruled large parts of Europe.
As his name says, he is living the bohemian lifestyle now, rowing a decommissioned fishing boat through the fjords of Scandinavia, and only entering dry land in order to create music.
Gabber Elder’s descriptions written by Soenke Moehl, original text can be found here:
https://thehardcoreoverdogs.blogspot.com/2025/12/major-announcement-new-years-day-huge.html
The Gabber Elders 